Message punctuated as potential insult:  Him: When am I going to get to see you sexy? Notice the lack of a comma between you and sexy as well as not capitalizing Sexy implies one has seen her but that thus far she has not been sexy. See how this will limit your dating opportunity? Message […]

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A friend of mine I know in real life (nameless he shall remain because I do like him) posted a long whine on his Facebook page this morning. The whine was all about how he is “so tired of people putting words in my mouth, thinking they know how I feel, accusing me of things […]